well, in all seriousness, there are enough sluts on this site and enough guys with slutty girlfriends that they could actually sell a few of them. They would have to be like 100 bucks or whatever (damn fake dicks are expensive as shit) but I'm sure there would be plenty of people that would be buy them.
Start up a "lawn gnome" style thread. Pictures of the different places you've put yours. that'd be fun for a while. Make a "useable" one and then a novelty one. People would end up using them as shift knobs and shit. But imagine how funny a picture thread would be with a bunch of TR novelty sized dildo's all over town.
Fuck that would be good times.