Seriously though write a book, I was on the edge of my seat and wide eyed reading this on my lunch break. This was so epic! When I read the title I thought of when I almost got arrested when a guy was pretending to help me with my car when I broke down but was really putting all of the stolen beer inside my car. I kept wondering why the guy kept running inside and then back out. Luckily I got my car started and told him to get his beer out of my car. Just as he did 3 police flew up into the gas station and surrounded him. Then the police had a little talk with me and let me on my way. The guy tried to say I helped him steal the beer.