Last Friday around 10PM while headed out to the causeway, I did a drive-by at the
Marble Slab on Gulf-to-Bay. I saw the Vivid Blue car and some people sitting up close to the building. I revved my engine three times out of respect for Dale Earnhardt and the three chicks I had with me tossed their beer cans up into the air.

I don't normally condone littering, but they did it before I noticed and everything
was cool until the cans came down onto the hood of the Clearwater Police Department
cruiser that was closely following me, encouraging him to demonstrate to me that
his flashing red and blue lights were in working order.......

As he was walking up to the car, the red head with the big tits in the back seat
extended her arms out the rear passenger side window and started saying "Daddy! Daddy!" I optimistically thought: "Well, this might be a good thing......if that's her father,
maybe he will cut me some slack on the littering charge.........

He didn't say a word about asking for my driver's license. He pointed to the red head,
opened my rear door of my Honda and said "I'm taking that one with me!". He walked her back to the police cruiser, opened the door and let her into the front seat. Now for folks who don't know, riding in the front seat of a police cruiser indicates a prior relationship with the officer and I'm glad he knew her. He spun his tires as he left for parts unknown as she winked and blew us a kiss through the glass window.

Taking a deep breath as the cop left, I asked where the chicks got the beer since they were too young to purchase it.....and man! I'm not one to break the law by obtaining alcohol for someone who can't legally buy it.

They explained to me that when I pulled up to the convenience store where I met them
that the red head had just got to making out with the clerk behind the counter and that
the other two chicks went back by the cooler and started stuffing cold beer cans into
their purses.

The clerk was busy moaning "oh, baby, oh baby!" which was understood as "take the beer for free ladies, compliments of the management". Thank goodness that was resolved, since I had just crossed over into Hillsborough County by then and wasn't looking for trouble for transporting stolen beer across county lines........... -Bob

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