Wife: Do you want be to be like this?
Me: I'm glad you are trying to take time to study up and be a better wife. I
always knew that with your special powers you could be better! You will
be the first women to be able to do this and go to work! I'm so glad I
married you! It seems I didn't even have to circle the woman knows her
place line. You must already know yours.
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Wife: You are sick
Me: Why am I sick?
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Wife: I am already the best
Me: I agree!!! But there is always better!
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I think its safe to say that my hand will be busy this week!!!
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"KingOfAllBlacks" Y'all suck. I'm taking my new stolen bike,
My chicken and all of your white woman and going home.
"When a man has done his best, has given his all, and in the process supplied the needs of his family and his society, that man has made a habit of succeeding."