it was retarded unicorns and gremlins and micro rotary engines were involved. The gremlins had been driving little rotary powered dune buggy style cars, that they used to hunt, or otherwise, chance down the unicorns. They would kill the unicorn, then drag it by its tail back to hide its body in my fuse box and when they flipped it around, the horn would hit, and bust your fuse.

I was pissed, but whatever...

is all good now