Under the stairs it is. Stand strong, my brotha. Every female I have put that "hypothetical" situation to has said "are you insane???? I would hope that you would beat me if I even sugested that I keep your expensive bike outside much less my expensive bike. Who is this?" I would not mention any names/places/people even though they have no idea who or what I speak of. She needs a reality check or a Wal-Mart bike.