I bought a box of Chocolate Chip Pecan cookies, and after I had polished off the last one I discovered a cookie that looked like Jesus.

If you examine the image closely you can see the resemblance: A distinct lack of presence, accentuated only by the assertion that it does indeed exist.

In fact, despite it's lack of tangibility the "Cookie That Looks Like Jesus" is sure to return in all it's glory as soon as we can initiate a conflict of global proportions. (The other two were just warm-ups. Tribulation is hard.)

You can take comfort in knowing that as long as you have faith in the cookie it exists and will watch over you. Except during bathroom and conjugal visits. It has its limits.

An excellent gift for any discerning atheist, the 'Cookie That Looks Like Jesus' is not for consumption. Children should not be exposed to the 'Cookie That Looks Like Jesus'.

Includes display plate.

Disclaimer: Ownership of the 'Cookie That Looks Like Jesus' provides no guarantee of salvation. It does not cause serpents, bushes, or donkeys to talk. It does not refute Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection or any of the supporting science. It may not be allergen free, depending on the danger posed by faith-based nut products.
On Jan-29-11 at 13:28:53 PST, seller added the following information:
For some reason I'm unable to respond to a question about the item in the Q&A section, so here it is:


Q: "...i'm curious as to the ramifications of owning ones own personal Jesus (as a cookie). Have you noticed many (any?) instances of transmogrification, transubstantiation, a propensity to heal faster, the sudden and dramatic absence of evil spirits, and so on when in proximity to Jesus (as a cookie). Though i understand that the product is indeed a faith based one, and may (will) of course therefore be interpreted in as many ways as their are souls, i'm curious as to whether you've experienced any such occurrences personally..."

A: Just flatulence. I'm religious intolerant.
On Jan-31-11 at 13:43:07 PST, seller added the following information:
People are concerned that the plate may break in transit, or that the shipping cost is too high. Unfortunately Canada Post charges ridiculous shipping fees so there's not much that can be done about that. But for the safety of the plate I feel inclined to add some packing material. A couple of old books for padding should do it. 'The Selfish Gene' and 'The Origin of Species'. Some of that atheist tripe that's only good for taking up space in a box that houses the holy cookie vessel. Burn them, shred them, but for Cookie Jesus's sake... don't read them!!!

On Jan-31-11 at 14:24:39 PST, seller added the following information:
Another question I have to post manually:


Q: I will trade you for a cookie that I have which resembles an atheist. It's hard, stale, and no one likes it. - johnknicely

A: Oh my! Have you heard of the medical condition "visual agnosia"? You can read about it in the book "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales". I thought of that only because you seem to have confused atheists with your penis.