I'll probably be coming out unless there are any good death metal concerts going on, then I'm going to try and pick up some drunk bitches...no fuck that, I'm GOING to pick up some drunk bitches.
If no good shows, I'll be there, you can all get a good laugh outta my car.
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I need an urban dictionary to understand what the fuck is being said on TR.
TR:
Diz carr iz tyte y0, 4 rel, iZ da topp modul, vTeCH pops hhhhaaarrrddd azz ffffuuukkk, stopid fasst, relli putts yew bak n da seet!
Translates to:
This is an exceptional vehicle, in all honesty. It's a top of the line model, exquisite. Featuring dual camshaft profiles, giving reliability, great fuel mileage, but has the power on demand that one would expect from such a magnificent machine.