Originally Posted by Lime_Green_Hatch

i carry a gun because so many other losers and wanna be gangsters do.

Originally Posted by JH26

Morty,

The fact that I have red hair and no soul makes me very angry. I just wanted to let you know that when I swear and sling insults at you, its really because deep down inside, I hate myself. Please buy me some hair dye for my birthday.