c'mon perdition, you know the only use for speakers in the trunk is to make the trunklid rattle. And he could stand to use a vacuum in the rear seats, or at least brush them so they don't look dirty on camera.

I should put my car in shows, then sell it for $4000 on ebay. Will it win? Barring a natural disaster that leaves my car as the only surviving entrant, no.

Ebay just wasn't made for selling cars. Would I commit $4000+ to a car I'd never seen? No way!