Update:

Damaged sideskirt, STILL no corner lights.
Bent rod shot through lower block.
Working on getting a new block and the tools necessary to swap the shit out.
I've never pulled a motor before, but I've Googled and now have a fair idea of what must be done. Still, any advice would be helpful.

Surprisingly, I'm a bit more excited than upset about it. Pulling the block and a taking it apart will be a learning experience. Also, if all goes well, I'll be doing a five-speed swap while the motor's out. With that, I could really use some help or adive or something. I've seen guides all over, but I could definitely use help in the form of advice or handwork.

More later. Peace, TR.