Dave,
I appreciate the legal advice. I know that you and someone else go to the same law school and your legal advice comes straight from the law books or from your personal experiences.

I especially appreciate the legal advice you gave me back when you said that it was a Florida Law that any female who could drive herself to a car meet or to the mall was old enough to date a guy who drives a Honda.

I try to stay out of trouble most of the time in spite of the well meaning guys on TR who keep trying to fix me up with their sisters....
But let me put your mind at ease, Dave. Your women are safe from me and
if you are trying to scare me off, I did not put my hands on your woman.

I am aware, Dave, of your preference for dating women who are not yet "street legal" as they say at Sunshine Speedway........but what you do is none of my business.....
I figure that when a chick with medium-but-nice tits is drinking a beer and she tells me that you bought the beer and gave it to her, that you must have checked her ID......

You did check her Id, didn't you?............did you?......
C'mon, Dave, you can be straight with me.....no body's going to read this anyway..........right? -Bob