Originally Posted by ChristiMarie

Patrick
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"