Dude, a joke...c'mon. I rib Alan about it all the time. He says when he get's that comment (often), he usually tells them that their <insert here> (mother, wife, girlfriend, sister), liked it last night and was surprised they could give such a great blow-job in such a small car.

I just wanted a drop-top and a car has never helped me pick-up a woman that's worth a crap. In a few instances it may have sealed a deal on a new S-2000 and that's about the only way I've ever used it as a "tool of seduction". And I've had comments about how only a gay guy would buy a red leather interiored car...screw 'em.

If I honestly had that mentality I'd have saved for a Boxster. Those Porsche badges seem to get panties wet.

It was only a joke, I thought we did that here...