On my way to work, I came across a black EVO. As I shielded my eyes from the factory Altezzas, I noticed he had some exhaust. Whee! I get my chance to casually stroll by him and give him some BOV action in his open window and he bites. The next opportunity we get, we go from a 45 stroll (I am in 3rd gear) and I manage to pull him quite hard. I slow and he pulls up next to me and states "so, you actually think you can beat me???" I look at him like he has a serious birth defect that resembles a 3rd arm with teeth and a mustache growing out of his head. He continues and says "You're not worth my time or gas, you actually think you had a chance?" and takes off from me as we are rolling at about 35 mph. Of course, he thinks he is faster and I latch onto his ugly cars ass and proceed to crawl most of the way up it having to continually back off until I realize how stupid it is to do so. He continues to bob and weave through traffic like a dousche nozzle while getting nowhere. As luck would have it, He gets caught at a light and I pull into a turn lane just to have a little discussion with this delusional winnaR.
Me: Uh, what exactly do you mean by what you said. From where I was sitting, I was walking all over you.
Him: So, you think you have a chance? No way, I would smoke you.
Me: Um, from what I saw, I was pulling away from you pretty hard.
Him: You're not worth my time or gas.
Me: ... whatever
Him: If you really want to race me, come down to Bradenton on Friday night...it isn't worth the risk for me to beat you here.
Me: Whatever, loser.

So yeah, whoever sees a black EVO with a hispanic guy driving it, do me a favor and wipe the floor with this clown. He'll have exhaust and a radar decector that I am sure you will notice as you pass by him as you are leaving him in your wake. If given the chance, I would gladly knock his dick into the dirt from a 40 stroll again, even at 10psi (which is where I was tonight). I don't think I would even bother with what I really have, just so I could hear the excuse list from yet another loser with an expensive car.