Or my favorite opening (from the lazlow show)
-in an angry Irish accent.

"It's a show by MEN, men who remember freedom. Before seatbelts, and helmets, and condoms. When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power balads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights, and wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off"