I tried to explain that I couldn't see his flashing lights
because of the window tint.

I tried to explain that all those open aluminum beer cans in the back seat
with the plastic holders and sweat still on the cans, were because I was recycling to get some spare gas money.

I tried to explain that all those guns all over the floor
were because I was thinking about going out to the range in maybe a couple of weeks.....

I tried to explain that the underage, long legged, short-shorts chick
sitting next to me was hitchiking and I was giving her a ride home so she wouldn't get picked up by some excessively horny Honda driver who
might take her to CCC for a couple hours of "mutual Illicit Flagrant delecto"
as my lawyer would later say in court..........

The good news is......
He didn't charge me with illegal window tint! -Bob