I've got a few but the best one I was not present for, only the aftermath.

a friend of mine when I was at Ft. Bragg had a 78 Firebird with t tops, went to wrightsville beach with 3 other guys. on the way home they were all trashed, stuck the nose into a ditch at highway speed flipping the car flat on the roof frontwards (imagine that ride).
all 4 people ended up in different seats in the car from where they started. They borrowed a sawzall, cut the roof and broken windshield the rest of the way out, and drove it all the way to 35th Brigade on Ft. Bragg where they were pulled over pulling into our parking lot (I was there at the time, car looked completely normal on one side, trashed on the other). They got pulled over for not having a windshield!!