Came up to a red light and notice a nice yellow C5 corvette sitting in front of me. He had the top down exposing his bald spot and I could tell he had a chick in the car. With the way they were acting I determined it was a fairly new relationship or a first date. While over analyzing the situation even further I realized he also had a magnetic dealer teg on the car. HA! Looks like another silly salesman trying to impress a lady. I had to shut this con artist down. He took off from the light like a bat out of hell so I gave chase and matched up with him at the next light. The guy gave me a cocky look and the girl barfed out an annoying giggle. I grinded my teeth and bit my lip and waited for the light to turn green. Much to my dismay the guy got a decent launch but mine was better. We raced to a fair speed where it was obvious that I had emerged victorious. Youve gotta love it when the cocky guys loose their cool. He stayed a car length back at the next light where I leaned out of my window and asked...Howd you like them apples?