I have one of those Mr. Clean Autodry Carwash dealies. That's right bishes... I only wash my car with filtered water!

Waxing the boat makes it go faster. Why wouldn't washing your car?

Speaking of which, did anyone see the Mythbusters where they dimpled a car like a golf ball and actually got markedly better MPGs despite adding a few hundred pounds? Dimples = Less drag = faster. Where's my hammer....