My technique is slightly unorthodox. I allow my car to become nearly completely encapsulated in road dirt, tire shavings, oak pollen, and dead leaves. After ample sunlight exposure the casing begins to crack off revealing glossy fresh paint underneath. It's kinda like watching a caterpillar metamorphose.

That actually sounds possible, depending on the boost controller you're using. You still have that broken profec B Spec II?