A few things that are rumoured about this lens, this may or may not be true folks...

1. It has a built in magazine quality button, for those shots you want to land in a mag.
2. It has an automatic framing system, places the camera in the perfect spot everytime!
3. It comes with a built in fragrance that attracts super models, yeah, thats right, you'll be gettin more chicks than a Jonas brother.
4. If you buy this lens at $75, and send 350,000 emails out about saving the endangered red crested yellow tailed sparrow, Microsoft will send you a check for $1,000,000.00.

...I'm just sayin