A few of my friends have dated my sister. People are always like doesn't that bother you? /shrug Like saywhaaa said it's whatev. People ask me about her and I tell them stuff and I'm like oh and she just broke up with her fiance etc. etc. and they're like I can't believe you're trying to pimp out your sister, you should be telling me to go fuck myself.

One of my best friends dated her twice lol. I love it because that card trumps everything, and I make so many jokes about it. One time we were playing halo online; round starts we're both running for the shotgun, I assassinate him and take it and he's like wtf dude why did you kill me and get take my shotgun?! I'm like fuck you you slept with my sister. Everybody in the game breaks out laughing haha.