My integra won't get anything other than a for sale sign in the window. Unless someone wants to lend me a nitrous kit.
I have a mustang I had plans for, then someone put me a little behind financially by stealing my car...so I had to sell a lot of the parts I had for it. Maybe one day, but I'm not rich and I don't steal things I can't afford like a little bitch.
As for the jell-o wrestling. You'd have to pay me a lot of $ to see that.