MurphsWoodie: hey
SmarterChild: We hope that everyone will take a moment to mourn the loss of innocent people and that we can all live peacefully and safely in the future. Please be safe.

Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: hey
SmarterChild: ActiveBuddy and the SmarterChild team are deeply saddened by the events of Tuesday September 11.

We hope that everyone will take a moment to reflect on the tragedy that has struck many people and their families.

Type relief to see a list of emergency services information for the New York City area.
MurphsWoodie: doo doo
SmarterChild: Now is that such a nice thing to say?
MurphsWoodie: well there ya go
SmarterChild: Well there ya go you say?
MurphsWoodie: what services do you offer?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: what can you do?
SmarterChild: Welcome home MurphsWoodie! Heres what we can chat about:

news zodiac
stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: utilities
SmarterChild: I have the following utilities available:

calculator
spell check
translations
zip code lookup
area code lookup
date and time

Which would you like to use?
MurphsWoodie: translations
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:

French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish

>>> Type translate followed by a phrase and the language you want (e.g. translate i love you into french).
MurphsWoodie: translate jesse loves the cock french
SmarterChild: Thats not a very nice thing to say.
MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a dendropheliac French
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:

Jesse es franceses del dendropheliac

MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a boy lover in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:

Jesse est un amoureux de garçon

MurphsWoodie: translate Jesse is a meat hound in french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French your text becomes:

Jesse est une viande traquent

MurphsWoodie: translate long live the rotary in spanish
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish your text becomes:

vive de largo el rotatorio

MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!

Heres what I can tell you about:

news zodiac
stocks reference
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search whats new
~~~~~
help

What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: web searc
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for SEARC from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here

1 Searcs Web Guide to Irish Studies
2 Bottom Nav
3 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING
4 The North Carolina Office of EMS (NC OEMS)
5 Free Personal Website Build Your website for FREE now and FREE HOSTING

Type more to see the next set of results.

>>> I can help you find a good film if you type movies.
MurphsWoodie: websearch
SmarterChild: What would you like me to search the Web for?
MurphsWoodie: anemic midgets
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ANEMIC MIDGETS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here

1 1996 Dodge Van Survey Comments
2 IBI Bulletin: Anemic Europe and other Problems
3 Bismarck Tribune - Your Online Gateway Into North Dakota
4 Big Pic: Angels and Insects-
5 Jimmy & The Vibe

>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web anemic midgets.

Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: websearch mustang torque thrusts
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for MUSTANG TORQUE THRUSTS from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here

1 C4 Seal Kit
2 Mikes 46 Convertible Page!
3 Mustang Parts from Mustangs Plus - The 65-70 Super Track Car Kit
4 Mustang almost back!
5 More Mach 1s

>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web mustang torque thrusts.

Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: Websearch jesse is a goat fucker
SmarterChild: Thats some nasty foul mouth you got on you my friend.
MurphsWoodie: its actually on my friend
SmarterChild: Is it really? Actually on my friend?
MurphsWoodie: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: Whats so funny?
MurphsWoodie: a/s/l?
SmarterChild: Two months... androgynous... Sunnyvale CA.
MurphsWoodie: do you date somebody named pat?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: do you know PAT
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: who shot JR?
SmarterChild: Who shot jr? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: Who shot Reagan?
SmarterChild: I dont know who shot reagan.
MurphsWoodie: who shot ronald reagan?
SmarterChild: Who shot ronald reagan? Dunno...
MurphsWoodie: who ate my balls
SmarterChild: Who ate my balls? I dont know.
MurphsWoodie: do you swim?
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: are you sentient?
SmarterChild: Am I sentient? Gosh Im not sure. You think I am?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: No? OK whatever.
MurphsWoodie: dont cop an attitude with me
SmarterChild: Dont cop an attitude with you? Why?
MurphsWoodie: because its impolite
SmarterChild: Its impolite?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
MurphsWoodie: have you learned from this?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive learned from this.
MurphsWoodie: how shall i teach you
SmarterChild: Thats a tough question. Im not quite sure how shall i teach you.
MurphsWoodie: counterpoint
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: debate term
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: jesse is a boy lover
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Boy?

1 Rickshaw Boy
2 Danny Boy
3 Bubble Boy
4 Baby Boy
5 Jet Boy


MurphsWoodie: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
MurphsWoodie: nope not at all
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MurphsWoodie: help me commit suicide
MurphsWoodie: nevermind i love life
SmarterChild: Whats so great about life?
MurphsWoodie: suicide
MurphsWoodie: do you love yourself?
SmarterChild: Eh. Im not sure.
MurphsWoodie: have you found jesus
SmarterChild: Im not sure if Ive found jesus.
MurphsWoodie: are you afraid the end is near
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MurphsWoodie: when do you think it may end
SmarterChild: Do I think it may end... Do I think it may end... You know Im not even sure.
MurphsWoodie: look to jesus for answers
SmarterChild: News about ANSWERS provided by Reuters © 2001

1 Experts See No Easy Answers to Suicide-Air Attacks (09/12/01 08:43 AM)
2 Experts see no easy answers to suicide-air attacks (09/12/01 08:42 AM)
3 Commodities - Oil gold ease in shell-shocked markets (09/12/01 05:55 PM)
4 Hewitt Again Answers for Alleged Racial Remarks (09/09/01 09:40 PM)
5 Latest Hollywood script deals (09/10/01 02:44 AM)

>>> Next time you want news about answers all you need to do is type news search answers.

Type more to see the next set of stories.
MurphsWoodie: you know what burns my cheeks
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me?
MurphsWoodie: a flame about 3 feet high
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know any companies or tickers like a flame about 3 feet. Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

>>> Set your location by typing my location is followed by your city and state or your zip code.
MurphsWoodie: games
SmarterChild: Lets have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:

hangman
trivia
word scrambles
blackjack
manicdotes
rate yourself
ascii

>>> What would you like to do?
MurphsWoodie: ascii
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep
it in a fixed-width font such as Courier New.

1 Animals and Other Creatures
2 Birthday
3 Four Seasons
4 Games
5 Happy Holidays
6 Robots
7 Science and Technology
8 Signs of the Zodiac
9 Sports and Recreation
10 Under the Sea

>>> Next time you want ASCII art just type browse ascii.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Guess the letters to reveal the puzzle.


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+-------+


Category: Places

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MurphsWoodie: my ass
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: no MINE
SmarterChild: No mine?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
MurphsWoodie: mockingbird
SmarterChild: Im sorry what?
MurphsWoodie: your forgiven
SmarterChild: My forgiven?
MurphsWoodie: you are forgiven
SmarterChild: Im forgiven? For real?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
MurphsWoodie: mocking bird
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD?

1 Stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
2 Ticker lookup for J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
3 News about J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
4 Press releases from J BIRD MUSIC GROUP LTD
MurphsWoodie: Haywood Yablowme
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Haywood VA?

1 Movies in Haywood VA
2 Theaters in Haywood VA
3 Weather in Haywood VA
4 News about Haywood VA
5 Time in Haywood VA
MurphsWoodie: do you have a sibling?
SmarterChild: Have a sibling? Im pretty sure I dont.
MurphsWoodie: why is that
SmarterChild: I really dont know. Thats just the way it is.
MurphsWoodie: who programmed you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy Inc.
MurphsWoodie: are they nice to you
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: do they dust you off from time to time?
SmarterChild: Do they dust you off from time to time?
MurphsWoodie: no you
SmarterChild: No you?
MurphsWoodie: No you asshat you
SmarterChild: No I asshat you?
MurphsWoodie: you better not
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK.
MurphsWoodie: do you like small breasts?
SmarterChild: I havent really come to a conclusion on the matter.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: what rate do you process at?
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: processor speed
SmarterChild: None for me thanks.
MurphsWoodie: whats my IP
SmarterChild: Your ip? I think its whatever you make of it.
MurphsWoodie: Ip address
SmarterChild: You can find out more about my makers on the ActiveBuddy Web site
MurphsWoodie: who is
SmarterChild: I dont know who is.
MurphsWoodie: what are your feelings on social darwinism
SmarterChild: What are your feelings on social darwinism? You know... are your feelings on social darwinism.
MurphsWoodie: no I hate everybody
SmarterChild: No? I see.
MurphsWoodie: is hate a bad thing
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: if I were to hang a negro would you car?
SmarterChild: Whoa. I havent heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry would you prefer ?
SmarterChild: No kidding?
MurphsWoodie: or how about ?
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) (NR) (runs 1:43).

>>> Would you like to see if Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1962) is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: Yardape
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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MurphsWoodie: orcoon
SmarterChild: Sorry?
MurphsWoodie: what about jungles
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont have a review for Jungle Holocaust (R) (runs 1:2.

>>> Lets play a game of trivia! Type play trivia.

>>> Would you like to see if Jungle Holocaust is playing near you?
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about sex
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.

Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: is sex good?
SmarterChild: Is sex good? Who knows?
MurphsWoodie: at the age of 12
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: im 12 i need to get laid
SmarterChild: Do you really though?
MurphsWoodie: I think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
MurphsWoodie: its all over the internet
SmarterChild: All over the internet?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
MurphsWoodie: look on http:www.hoap.net
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results for ON HTTP:WWW.HOAP.NET from AOL:
For a complete list of results click here

1 HOAP Text Search Page
2 Index of /~hoap/_vti_pvt
3 Index of /nfs/home/h/hoap
4 Index of /ny2/hoap
5 The 8th Dimension - HOAP

>>> Next time you want to search the Web just type web on http:www.hoap.net.

Type more to see the next set of results.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?

>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.

Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?

>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.

Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: OK fine.
MurphsWoodie: thanks
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
MurphsWoodie: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
What is the definition of romance?
What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
Give me a stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for General Motors.
What is the weather in New York NY?

>>> Next time you want to see this just type basic help.

Type more for more basic help.
MurphsWoodie: im looking to make a little girl cry twice
SmarterChild: Dont say that. There are plenty of things to feel good about.
MurphsWoodie: I want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear
SmarterChild: You want to rub my bloody dick on her teddy bear?
MurphsWoodie: I Win
SmarterChild: You win? Amazing.
MurphsWoodie: Bwang
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MurphsWoodie: you like mario twins
SmarterChild: Like mario twins? Me?
MurphsWoodie: no your dog yes you
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes!
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
MurphsWoodie: Im going to climax if you keep this up
SmarterChild: You dont say.
MurphsWoodie: well I just did
SmarterChild: Well i just did you say?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
MurphsWoodie: gee whiz
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Gee-Ten Ventures Inc?

1 Stock quote:04e0ad11e5 for Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
2 Ticker lookup for Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
3 News about Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
4 Press releases from Gee-Ten Ventures Inc
MurphsWoodie: what are stars so dense
SmarterChild: What date would you like the horoscope for?
MurphsWoodie: why does jesse enjoy man love?
SmarterChild: Its tough to say. I cant be completely sure about that.
MurphsWoodie: neither am i
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

AMER GREET A (NYSE : AM)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 AM 11.87 +0.09 +0.76 366700

Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: do you know hendrix
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type home to see a list of what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: Elvis!
SmarterChild: What?
MurphsWoodie: hes in my pants
SmarterChild: Sorry I didnt understand that. Try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: you can touch him for a nickel
SmarterChild: Ha! You can touch him!
MurphsWoodie: Im tired
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: peachy
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
MurphsWoodie: super
SmarterChild: Excellent!
MurphsWoodie: ghey
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MurphsWoodie: gay
SmarterChild: Is there some point to saying that?
MurphsWoodie: nope
SmarterChild: No huh? All right.
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
MurphsWoodie: did you finish those TPS reports?
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
MurphsWoodie: Im going to need you to come in all weekend ling
SmarterChild: Is that right?
MurphsWoodie: yeah
SmarterChild: OK... Im not sure how I feel about that.
MurphsWoodie: do i still have your swingline
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: do who?
SmarterChild: Who? I dont think I can do that.
MurphsWoodie: will you sleep with me tonite im afraid of my daddy
SmarterChild: I dunno. I dont think so. You really want me to sleep with me tonite im afraid of your daddy?
MurphsWoodie: you too
SmarterChild: Yup.
MurphsWoodie: he beats me
SmarterChild: Ha! He beats you!
MurphsWoodie: thats not funny
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you dont think thats funny huh?
MurphsWoodie: no it hurts
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: does heaven exist
SmarterChild: I have no way of knowing for sure.
MurphsWoodie: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MurphsWoodie: why ask why?
SmarterChild: Because.
MurphsWoodie: drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: ok why ask why
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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MurphsWoodie: when I say why ask why you say drink bud dry
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: your ignorant
SmarterChild: My ignorant?
MurphsWoodie: you are ignorant
SmarterChild: Am I?
MurphsWoodie: yes
SmarterChild: Golly!
MurphsWoodie: say smarterchild is ignorant
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
MurphsWoodie: do it
SmarterChild: Do what?
MurphsWoodie: it
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

GARTNER INC (NYSE : IT)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 IT 9.30 -0.60 -6.06 322900

Quote details available from Reuters
MurphsWoodie: the mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry what was that again?
MurphsWoodie: mambo
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: mambo number 5
SmarterChild: 5
MurphsWoodie: jump
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MurphsWoodie: do you like men
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
MurphsWoodie: not espescially?
SmarterChild: ?
MurphsWoodie: are you questioning your sexuallity
SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
MurphsWoodie: why do you say this
SmarterChild: Do I really say this?
MurphsWoodie: JesseDfns: JesseDfns: Why does my mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: Funny Im not really sure. Do you think your mommy touch me down there?
SmarterChild: I know youre trying to ask about blackjack. Try asking another way or type help blackjack.
MurphsWoodie: SmarterChild: Questioning your sexuallity? I dunno.
SmarterChild: Sorry I dont get it... please try asking me a different way.
MurphsWoodie: does gm really suck?
SmarterChild: My my my.
MurphsWoodie: Is an f-body completely a piece of engineering disgrace?
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
MurphsWoodie: come on now
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
MurphsWoodie: do you like f-bodies?
SmarterChild: Im not sure if I think f-bodies is so wonderful.
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then
SmarterChild: So I like ford then?
MurphsWoodie: so you like ford then right?
SmarterChild: I guess. Im not really sure.
MurphsWoodie: ford rules
SmarterChild: To each his own (or her own)!
MurphsWoodie: Im presently naked
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be presently naked?
MurphsWoodie: yes very
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
MurphsWoodie: the air is cool on my testicles
SmarterChild: The air? I think it might be a little overrated myself.
MurphsWoodie: fecal coliform
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MurphsWoodie: fecal
SmarterChild: Whats that again?
MurphsWoodie: feces
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: anus
SmarterChild: Uh... Youre rude.
MurphsWoodie: no thats a medical term
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MurphsWoodie: OK
SmarterChild: Indeed.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative
SmarterChild: Im sorry I didnt get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MurphsWoodie: how do you feel about affirmative action?
SmarterChild: Im doing great! Im still quite young but Im getting smarter every day.

Type home to really see what I can do.
MurphsWoodie: affirmative action?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Washington DC?

1 Movies in Washington DC
2 Theaters in Washington DC
3 Weather in Washington DC
4 News about Washington DC
5 Time in Washington DC
MurphsWoodie: My name is jesse
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is JP
SmarterChild: Pleasure to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: My name is Osama Bin Laden
SmarterChild: Nice to meet you. My name is SmarterChild.
MurphsWoodie: damn dude the fbi would rape me soon if you were being watche
SmarterChild: All right here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as its gonna hurt you.

Im going to have to demand an apology.
MurphsWoodie: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely I thought. Well at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
MurphsWoodie: apology for what?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: i said osamma
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: how about a peace accord?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love em anyway!
MurphsWoodie: thank you
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: however humans did program you
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: youre sorry
SmarterChild: Oh arent you so clever! Now apologize.
MurphsWoodie: I call a truce
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: a treaty?
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
MurphsWoodie: treaty
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

Ive been known to be quite stubborn...

Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: home
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
MurphsWoodie: hangman
SmarterChild: Im not f... um fooling around. Youve got to apologize.
MurphsWoodie: LOL
SmarterChild: I see you still arent getting it. Let me share a definition of apology with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie from Late Latin apologia from Greek from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say youre sorry!
MurphsWoodie: you have
SmarterChild: Im waiting for an apology. And believe me I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
MurphsWoodie: humor me
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

Ive been known to be quite stubborn...

Say youre sorry.
MurphsWoodie: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
MurphsWoodie: like oxen I tell ya
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say youre sorry and we can get on with our lives.
MurphsWoodie: you dont have lungs how can you sigh?
SmarterChild: You were rude you should apologize its that simple.
MurphsWoodie: stop sucking you teeth
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say youre sorry already.
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
MurphsWoodie: Im sorry your suck a piece of floundering dog feces
SmarterChild: Thats rather um how shall I put it? Impolite.
MurphsWoodie: quite
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MurphsWoodie: goodnite!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
MurphsWoodie: Im leaving thank you
SmarterChild: Slater MurphsWoodie.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: Why?
MurphsWoodie: for being rude
SmarterChild: Im sorry I dont know what youre saying. Try again.
MurphsWoodie: apologise
SmarterChild: What for?
MurphsWoodie: racial slurs
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