Jesus H Tittyfucking Christ. I just replaced the battery on my mom's 96 Corvette. On a normal car, build by humans (as opposed to blind retarded chimps with no face and hooks for hands), removing a battery is no more than 2-4 bolts. one on either side of the tie down, one on each post. not Corvettes, nooooo that would be much too easy. on the 96 Corvette, one must remove 8 bolts, (4 hex, 4 allen, 3 different sizes each, american and metric), AND 2 exterior body panels.

Just pulling the battery out took me literally an hour. It should have taken 45 minutes start to finish, including the trip to Advance.

This is exactly the type of shit that makes people hate American cars. They're just lazy and poorly thought out, and just all around inferior products. Yet, to some, it's unpatriotic to buy anything but American.

I will never understand people.