1) Go to your closest 24hr. Wal-mart.

2) Purchase 2 bicycle helmets (homo colors give extra points)

3) Before the driving test starts, give the bright pink with purple ghost flames helmet to the instructor/tester. Do not put the key in the ignition until he/she puts it on. It's for his/her safety, yo.

4) Keep constant eye contact with the instructor/tester. Start conversations about controversial topics like abortion, gay marriage, world politics, terrorism, etc.

5) At some point during the driving portion, make it a point to throw it in reverse and ram a cop car. If all goes well you should've busted his/her radiator and be able to get away.

6) Drop kick instructor/tester out of the vehicle while still maintaining a 25+ mph speed.

7) Patiently wait 2-3 weeks for your letter from the DMV