Don't listen to those other guys. They're just trying to hustle you! No paint in the world can make your car go faster.

BUT... the right kind of clear coat CAN! It's been scientifically proven!!!

If you want your car to go faster what you REALLY need is some of that special Digitally Enhanced Electronically Supercharged Tactical "TurboDynamic" Clear Coat stuff that Pure Kustoms makes in his lab.

He says he may mass market it some day, but for right now he's only selling it to all the top Nascar drivers. But don't tell anyone. This is top secret stuff. It may not even be track legal!

The way he explained it to me is all the molecules in this product are shaped like this: >><<<>><><>><<<<<<<.

But somehow, in his secret underground laboratory (which is guarded by drunk Rottweilers) he gets these special molecules to all line up with their little pointed heads facing the front of the car like this: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

See what's happening here? The guy is a genius!!!!!! This way, the air just flows right over the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>>> reducing drag by up to 87%!

The open ends of the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>> all face the rear of the car so they don't catch any air and slow ya down.

He"ll apply it to your car for only $17,000, plus tax. It takes about 3-6 months to apply it. OK, sometimes it takes a little more time, but you'll probably get your car back in something less than a full year. Maybe.

If you want it done right, you just have to be patient.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Cash. Up front. No checks. No exceptions. No discounts. No one in the lab when he makes it. No one in the shop when he shoots it. No shit.

You either trust him... or ya don't.

It's up to you.