The teacher asks the children to take a letter of the alphabet and use a word beginning with that letter, and that use it in a sentence.

She goes, "OK, A

Little Johnny's hand shoots up. The teacher knows Johnny will probably use a cuss word so she picks Susie. Johnny looks pissed.
Susie says, "A, apple. I brought my teacher an apple.

Good job, Susie, now who can do the letter b?

Once again, hands go up, she bypasses Johnny because she knows he can come up with bad words he shouldn't be using with the letter B

and so on and so on until she gets to the letter R

Who can do a word with the letter R?

Only little Johhny's hand is up and he's waving it around and jumping up and down......"Pick me teacher, please!!!"

The teacher thinks for a moment and can't think of one single bad word that starts with the letter R....

"Ok, Johny, go ahead, give me a word starting with R and use it in a sentence."










































Johnny gets a big grin on his angelic little face and says,
"RATS................Big fuckin' rats, with dicks this long!!!"