Anytime I see anybody using
, I think, "Here's another fucking idiot who needs a fucking smilie/cartoon to express himself because he just doesn't know enough words to do the job."
When I see something like this,
, it's confirmed, this fuckin' guy IS an idiot."
You should have finished high school, maybe you would have learned to express yourself a little better.
And here's a tip for you, no charge, OK?
It's too late to get any of those brain cells back that you killed by huffing rattle can shit, but if you quit now, maybe you can save the few brain cells you have left.
Throw the bag and rag away, man! You're already permanently fucked up. Don't make it any worse than it already is!
Now here's the thing about age, sonny.
I have three guys in their early 20s that work for me. I talk to them a lot. So I guess when I'm talking to them or other "youngsters" like you, I tend to fall into how they talk.
You babies got a lot to learn. I nailed one of my boys who was doing a surveillance for me a couple of weeks ago.
It was a hot day.
He was sitting in his vehicle, with all the windows open, listening to his fuckin" IPOD!
He was unaware, but I was doing the same surveillance. He's kinda green and it was an important job so I figured I'd back him up a little bit.
I took a different sight line, and like I say, he didn't even know I was around. I was also surveilling HIM to see how he conducted himself.
He should have and could have spotted me, but he didn't. He was focused on the target area and fuckin' hip-hop music! He wasn't paying any attention to anything else. He should have been aware of his surroundings, not just the target area and his tunes.
Listening to the fuckin' IPOD was pure idiocy and it pissed me off. Why? Because he was putting himself in danger with the distraction. A tank could have driven up behind him and he wouldn't have known it.
I snuck up behind his vehicle, reached in the back window and put the barrel of a goddam tire guage against the back of his head.
He never tried to turn around or even look in his mirror to see what was happening. He just raised his hands and said, "Whoah, man, take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy." A couple of days later, he told me he almost pissed himself.
I LOVE dealing with you young know-it-all types. It can be a lot of laughs! I let him keep his, job by the way. Didn't even write him up. But he leaves his IPOD at home these days.
He learned a good lesson, or I at least hope he did. I think he now knows you use your ears in surveillance work too, not just your eyes. Hopefully he also learned to be aware of what's happening in a full 360 degree radius too. Ya never know what might sneak up on ya.
You're probably an all right kid yourself. But you're real defensive and you talk too much fuckin' bullshit. Way, way, way too much bullshit. It's typical for a lot of people your age, but it's still real annoying.
So take your own advice. Grow up. You sound like you think you know everything about the business you're in. Sorry, not possible. Sounds to me like you're still in car painting diapers.
Most of my growing is done, my boy. I ain't exactly at the end of the trail, but I can see it from here. But you know what? There's always time to learn something, always room for a little growth.
For example, the Maaco boys taught me a little about how a car should be painted. And I thanked them for it.
So tell me now, big mouth. What kind of pictures of my paint job do you want to see. You already said to take them early, in bright daylight and I will.
What areas do you want me to shoot? You want tight shots, wide shots, both? Tell me what pictures you want, junior, I'll post them here and we'll get some opinions on the work.