OMG this is funny I totally forgot I did this. One afternoon I had a particularrly bad day at work and was driving home hating the world but not speeding. My car at the time was my dearly departed 89 Mustang whose defining character was a cam/head setup that sounded like something short of a Top Fuel car. Anyway I was driving down my own street and I see this 6 year old girl sitting on the curb in front of her house (a few houses down from mine). I was doing maybe 15mph and slowing down and she yells SLOW DOWN!!!! and shakes her fist at me. I snapped. This was the last straw of my day. I stop put it in reverse and do a 3500 rpm clutch drop and smoke the tires all the way back to where she was sitting. I then proceed to cuss her out and her mom walks up and I start in on her. Her mom gingerly explains that she told her to yell at people who are speeding and I replied that a 6 year old is incapable of judging speed and shouldnt be sitting on a gd curb yelling at passing cars. She could piss off the wrong person and dissapear forever (I have some neighbors that look like Ted Kazenski and Jeffry Dahmer). I then take off slowly and get about 100 feet from their house and pin it. There were these huge marks in front of their house for years until the city paved the street. Thank god those damn degenerates moved.

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I got the trees on my mirror so my car dont smell