Originally Posted by CaptainUnderpants

"I don't race, I drift!" ...yet you raced me on 64. So your car is safe because it has traction? If that's your reasoning then mine is safe because it has a cage, harnesses, a flux capacitor, and 14.5 pussy magnets. I bet you never drift anywhere but at the track. Just like you never race anyone. What about all the cars you sped past on 64? You were no danger to them because you're a badass right? And thanks, I know I'm way faster. As for cooler I'm not sure... You sure seem like the coolest dude in Bradenton. I hope one day I can be just like you. As for the spelling, I take pride in the fact that I can read and write above a 6th grade level.

And I'm a horrible guy. I take candy from babies and slapped your mom twice in the past year.

I hope to wipe my ass with your car again sometime soon, or god forbid, make my tires spin next to you.

I will admit one thing... The 14 minutes of my life I've wasted typing shit to you hurts. Thats some quality time. I could have been doing something important like taking a shit. Oh well, thats my fault.