I can't hold a candle to some of you guys but...
fell througha roof, hurt back while pulling someone from a fire, hit by a car while on an accident scene, raced enduro karts.

In any case, my hats off to you guys because I hurt like hell most of the time. There's a doc in Pinellas Park named Le, a Vietnamese dude. back before I suffured some major nerve damage (from another incident) he had a procedure called radio frequency ablasion. What he did was to isolate the pinched nerve and basically burn the end of it so it can't transmit. It can last from 6 months to 2 years depending on how long it takes the nerve to reroute, but, it gave me a lot of relief. It doesn't fix anyhting but it shuts down the pain.
just a thought.