yeah I never understood 5 min oil change places, or is it 10... either way. Or the fact that my friend was a tech at ford and an oil change paid 10mins?? They give him 10 mins to: Go get a car, get the oil, get the filter, put the car on the lift, find the tool, let the oil drain (ahahhahaha sure, it drains for like a minute or else you're losing your ass on time) change the filter (some can be a bitch due to location). Fill it with oil and fill out the repair order. Not to mention the oil is sometimes burning hot.

lol fuckin bullshit