how often do you see your PO? once a week report in, and once a week home visit... that shit blows... FOR REAL, but i gotta do what i gotta do

how many times in your life have you had to spread your cheeks and lift your sack? whoa, dude, i've never had to do that... well, the doctors a couple times, and then he said "cough twice"

with all the great stuff alcohol has brought you, why still drink? i don't drink near as much as i used to.. maybe once every two weeks, maybe more... can't even remember the last time i got drunk

what steps are you taking to instill better money management skills/respect for laws into your own child, so one day he doesnt end up sitting at home on house arrest?
keeping him away fro m my legal situation (he never knew i was in jail for the short periods of time that i was, he thought i was busy at work), and now, i never have him with me when i report, or when my PO does his house visit i make him go inside... other than that, standard issue parenting, teach him wrong and right, to not lie (in his case, "no telling stories"), and just generally instill in him morals and proper behavior, positive reinforcement when he does good things, and slight punishment the few times he actually does something bad (i've never hit him, nor have i ever even raised my voice at him, you have to talk, not scream and hit), mostly time outs, and take aways (toys, treats, etc)


any other questions?



EDIT: i did have to lift my sack at MEPS knoxville TN one time... then do the duck walk, shit was weird...