Short story long.
up until about 98 I was one of those superhero superstrong super men that no one could stop and nothing could hurt. I never smoked, never did drugs, rarely drank, perfect credit, only at healthy food, blah blah blah.

One day one of my kidneys became obstructed and started to shut down.
I had a bunch of surgery and quit working out 6 days a week and stopped eating healthy.
Then, every couple years, I would get kidney stones...not just one, usually 4 to 8 at a time. Apparently I even get kidney stones like a superhuman!!

So about 5 weeks ago I get some horrible upper respiratory infection......(thought I had swine flu!)
As I'm finally clearing that one up, I get kidney stones about 2 weeks ago. rather than do the emergency room as I'm so used to the pain, I decide to do the urologist and wait for my doctor appts.
Unfortuneately about Monday it became unbearable and I went to the hospital Tuesday.
Then I went home, Thursday I start puking my guts out and having horrible pain again!!
So back to the old hospital ( a story in itself) and 2 more kidney stones (I must have been pissing a few out in the last 2 weeks)
Not why I'm whining. So mister healthy , always 120 over 80 blood pressure perfect heart health start throwing pvc's!!

They checked me 3 other times as I told them it was probably just a mistake as I was in excrutiating pain the first time they checked me. Nope, bad every time. they wanted to keep me and check my heart out but I had hospital burn out by then.
So I guess I'll see my regular doctor soon.

Sorry for whining, I don't really have any one to bitch to.

This is what I want to say: Do drugs, drink a lot, smoke like a chimney, screw hookers and tattoo your face. Apparently healthy living isn't worth it................anyone want to do some coke and strippers soon!!