On the way to St. Pete today to hang out with a friend and pick up some parts I see a bright green 4door Integra working his way through traffic in my rear view. I'm in my (basically) drift beater 318I. He makes his way next to me and I look over at his car and see a pillar pod with gauges.
I rev match every down shift and engine brake coming up to stop lights, so when he gets up next to me and I rev match second to stop he thinks i'm revving at him. He immediately leans over and says, "Wanna put money on it?" I told him no, that i'm stock and slow. I ask him what mods he has and he says nothing but an intake and 5spd swap. About 5 minutes later he's next to me with no one around and downshifts. He hits it and I hit it a second later and instantly pull a car, ending about 4 cars out by 90.
We went a few more times after that with the same results and he turned off.

I guess I should have said yes to putting money on it.
Turns out, even though this is the slowest car i've ever owned (Though fun), there are significantly slower out there.