Oh I have the milage!

11 years in the Navy, doing alot of stupid 9' tall and bullet proof kind of shit!

Rolled a EXP (yeah, I said it) 6 times at about a 100 in 1985. Spent 13 days in ICU after that one. Then 2 weeks convalesent (sp) leave and back on active duty. (Still thought I was 9' tall and bullet proof!)

Alot of dumb ass partying and stunts that go with it.

In 2002 I got T-boned in my buddies 88 LX. I had a 10 mm bleed on the brain, dislocated jaw, spinal cord inpingment (sp) on C6, instabillity and stennosis (narrowing on C4/5, C7/8.
Torn PCL left knee and ACL in right knee. Fugged up both elbows and my left foot.

Oh yeah, broke 4 ribs, collapsed left lung and a deep wall chest contusion!

I was on disability for 3 months after that, but still drove myself to therapy. (still thought I was bullit proof I guess.)

So I got my aches and pains.

Damn, I sound like my poor old, dear departed Nanny Russell!