I feel your pain. For me it was:

1000+ jumps out of a perfectly good airplane w/ one bad ass ground smack riding in a non-steerable WWII POS reserve after a total malfunction.

Been rear ended by drunks while waiting at a stoplight 13 times in my lifetime.

One good crash in a Corvair that flipped at 70 and hit another car head on while we were sliding on our top.

5 years as a running back in football resulting in old style knee surgery where they cut the whole thing open and scrap out the bad stuff with a piece of knapped flint.

Oh yeah, and just in general surviving for 62 years.

In my next life, I'm gonna be captain of the chess team AND the debate team.