Dirt never goes away. It's even under your fingernails. My join date is wrong too. I was here long before that but they had to start over after a board crash. I think my first appearance on TR was when a wagon train of rice boys crashed in on Badrap's spot at The Tides. I dropped in to raise a stink. Then I stuck around because rice tasted like chicken. I never could get Slim Shady to run me.