Awww, how cute...you've got a pellet gun.

Dunno how anyone can shoot a 1911 with such a short barrel. Then again, I have big hamhock hands and am only comfortable/accurate with my 5" barrel'd one.
But that picture just makes me think of this crazy guy I know who heard someone messing with his car and him running outside in a wife beater and a M1 Garand in hand.