Habitat


Gingers grow in underground cities, sewers, and Atlantis, but some have managed to work their way into normal society, gradually building up a slight resistance to sunlight and weaning themselves from an all-blood diet. A few redheads live amongst us. The ones that appear during the day are usually in a hurry (clearly to escape into their cave or other dark place to hole up in).


Finding Gingers

So what about the habitat of these Gingers? Well, it is common knowledge that these Redheads are mainly nocturnal creatures (for the blondes that are reading this- nocturnal means only come out at night like owls) and can be found living in underground habitats. Another good place to search is the hairdressers; because of the amazing amount of hair dye their people need to survive. They can also be hiding amongst the emo population, which is almost as unpopular as the Gingers. They appear often with dyed black hair, as black is the only dye that actually covers ginger. Also it is commonly known that Gingism can lead to suicidal tendencies; which is why they fit well amongst the emos of the world.


What to do if you find a Ginger

The most important thing to remember: DO NOT TOUCH IT. If it touches you at any point it WILL consume your soul. If for any reason you cannot escape touching a Ginger, Listerine is the only known preventative for contracting Gingervitis so remember to carry a small bottle at all times. Also, remember to watch out for the long, sharp claws of the Ginger. With such tools they can latch on to you. If so, call the relevant authorities and have it removed. If after the meeting you start to feel hatred of small animals and there is a reddish tinge in your hair, you have breathed in "Ginger Spores", and you will in fact become a Ginger in the next 35 hours. The Ginger Spores travel into your heart, where Gingervitis is realised as the disease begins to slowly sucks your soul out, leaving a giant Ginger hole. If this happens, please attempt suicide at the next convenient moment. Understand that a ginger will never admit to its disease, they will say they have strawberry-blonde hair.