Types and Classification
Half-breeds / Dhampirs
Those with auburn hair, or with one normal parent and one ginger parent. This is rare, as most normal humans are repulsed by the ginger's appearance (though hypnotized by the firecrotch; an excess of red hair in the pubic areas).
Self-loathing Gingers
As the title implies, reds who dye their hair to hide who they truly are. Said to be the redhead counterparts to self-hating black man
Michael Jackson, they often emulate him by attempting to give their skin a new ("tan") color with creams.
North American Ginger
The North American Ginger is usually found in the United States of America. Along with Gingervitus, problems of obesity, diabetes, stupidity, and impotence are prone to the Ginger species that reside in America. They are a foul lot with little to expect and little to hope for. Darwin once stated "$crew Gingers". He is the father of evolution, and would he be wrong?
Day Walkers
As their name implies, Day Walkers are Gingers that have mutated skin that is able to handle direct sunlight. Apart from their non aversion to sunlight, Day Walkers are still very dangerous and are the number one killers of FUN.
Red Headed Step children
The larval form of Gingers, Strawberries, Carrots, and many other adult forms of fruits and root vegetables. These deceptively child-like beings are the spawn of long extinct space vikings what settled upon the Earth billions of years ago, according to ancient papyrus attributed to Carl "ridiculously annoying accent" Sagan in 1754. They have a distinctive scream that has been known to cure cancer if the child is properly jabbed with a lit cigarette, or flogged with a leather belt. But be advised! If you look one in the eye, innocent as it may seem at the time; you may go about your day in a normal, Christian fashion, but the beast, having recognized you, will slip unnoticed into your house at night and stand at the foot of your bed at stare at you while you lay sleeping.
Raisins
A red asian, or raisin headed asian, is a person of asian ethnicity that decides they do not want the same hair color as 98% of the earth and dunks their head in peroxide only to find out they have unwittingly offered up their soul to the seven ginger overlords. Such disastrous results are wildly popular amongst the japanese (
God knows why), however, in doing so they naturally develop +2 sexual charisma and +1 heavy melee damage absorption.