Ginger Overlords

Modern gingers are ruled by the seven ginger overlords. These overlords remain secret to only those who are of ginger decent, but they monitor and orchestrate ginger movement everywhere. When a ginger breaks with the overlords, they are cast out and are given cancer and herpes. The only way a ginger can regain entry into the ginger society is by fellating 2 goats, sacrificing a Canadian, and stockpiling 3 years worth of Crest whitening strips.