Good Story...

Now, I might have to roll out my 91 Civic Dx Automatic Wagon and call you out...

We are gonna have to find some abandon "legal" road with a working traffic light (if possible) that is not to short & not to long... about 1/4 mile with another 1/4 mile run off section will work. I will bring a rattle can of reflective white paint (so we both can see it) to mark the starting line. If no light is availible, I will just have to bring Pamela Anderson (or, any girl) to flag us..

But, I will have to take off from behind you so when you lauch & lay down some tack (BTW, thanks) Now, I will have something (for my 80+ HP wicked little bone-stock d15 engine that's match to the stock automatic trans) to be able to hopefully grap some traction with and not just cherp out (Like Normal)... I may even have to turn on the A/C and run it on 87 Oct. to calm down the 4 cylinderator, so I don't embarass you to bad...

I am thinking that you won't actually want to race me though, because the potential pain of defeat from such a mean little rice wagon may just be to much for you & the 240 to recover from, and then you would have give up on your ride and donate it off to a charity for a little tax write off, and become an account and give up driving all together and rely on the public transit system..

LOL - J/K

But, you did have a good story...

-Morty