I tricked him (toward the bottom):

slocusZX3: ur gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
slocusZX3: fuck u pussy
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
slocusZX3: ill wash you bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
slocusZX3: what picture is that asshole?
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
slocusZX3: hell fucking yes it is
SmarterChild: Please say youre sorry.
slocusZX3: youre sorry
slocusZX3: bitch
SmarterChild: Im waiting for an apology. And believe me I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
slocusZX3: you wont get an apology asshole
SmarterChild: There comes a time in ones life when one must be humble and apologize.
slocusZX3: humble this bitch
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love em anyway!
slocusZX3: i dont love you you dumb fuck
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
slocusZX3: youre sorry
SmarterChild: You think youre pretty clever huh?
slocusZX3: i think you are a fucking piece of shit eh
SmarterChild: Waiting...
slocusZX3: waiting.....for?
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
slocusZX3: you are annoying
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

Ive been known to be quite stubborn...

Say youre sorry.
slocusZX3: pretty please? fuck you bitch
SmarterChild: Say youre sorry please.
slocusZX3: youre sorry please
SmarterChild: Oh arent you so clever! Now apologize.
slocusZX3: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... its the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
slocusZX3: Ill win bitch
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
slocusZX3: ur gay
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
slocusZX3: I dont want to make things right asshole
SmarterChild: Ooh... its the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
slocusZX3: sigh...must you repeat everything you say?
SmarterChild: Please apologize K?

Ive got like lots of other things to do.
slocusZX3: so go do them jackass
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
slocusZX3: I apologize for your language
SmarterChild: Alright alright. I accept.
slocusZX3: youre stupid


I got an IM from SmarterChild2 during the conversation asking me to appologize and be nice. Strange huh?