I guess your post was a joke that I missed again, but oddly enough, you could put bars on the wrong end and hook them up to the wheel that turns and have a rear wheel steer bike.
joke? you want a joke?
There's this old raggedy-lookin man walkin down a street. He comes to this church and goes in to see the church secretary. He says, "What do I got to do to join this damn church?" She replies, "Excuse me?" He repeats himself, "Now dammit, I said I want to join this here damn church!" She says, "Wait here one moment," and goes to the pastor's office. She tells him the situation, and he agrees that she doesn't have to listen to that kind of language. The pastor goes to the man and says, "What seems to be the problem?" The old man says, "What problem? I just won $2 million in the lotto, and I would like to join this church!" The pastor looks at the secretary, then looks back at the old man and asks, "Is this bitch givin you a hard time?"