i think my car is mad at me for getting rid of her.
1. keys get locked into car.
2. broke into car.
3. jamb thumb while breaking into car.
4. parking lights magically turn on.
5. battery said FUCK YOU! IM OUT! I QUIT!
6. tried to start it. nope.
7. push started it. nope. (always works for me on the 1st try)
8. 3 people push start it.
9. cars goes faster than us. cant catch up to car.
10. car goes BOOM over speedbump.
11. i trip over said speedbump
12. car finally stops.
13. friend in POS honda accord jump starts me.
14. on the way home CD player scratched my CD!?!?!?
and this all happens in about 30 minutes.
