One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. Reverend she said I have a problem my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Its very
embarrassing. What should I do?

I have an idea said the minister. Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion you give him a
good poke in the leg.

In church the following Sunday Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this the preacher put his plan to work. And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you? he said nodding to Mrs. Jones.

Jesus! Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

Yes you are right Mr. Jones said the minister. Soon Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again the minister noticed. Who is
your redeemer? he asked the congregation motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

God! Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

Right again said the minister smiling. Before long Mr.
Jones again winked off. However this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?

Mrs. Jones poked her husband who yelled You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and Ill break it in half
and shove it up your ass!

Amen replied the congregation.