Damn that sucks man. One time i was leaving my olllld work and i was walking up to my 87 caprice and i noticed the break lights flicker so i started running, the guy must have heard or saw me coming because he jumped up and ran, had the getaway car ready to go and he got away. He punched a nice rectangular hole in the side of the steering column and broke the ignition. He also left the cigar he was smoking on the floor.

Instead of getting it fixed like a "normal" person would, i stoped by pep boys and bought a new flat head screw driver and a toggle switch to hook up my igntion to.

That's right, all you need to steal the caprice is a flathead screwdriver, ill leave the doors open for ya, come on over.